What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
13.06.2025 23:55
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me : Sure.
Me : Thank you.
Why is it difficult to get a job?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
He : I'm 24.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me : Because it's month of August.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Why do I feel sleepy after massage?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
What do you think hell is like?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : I don't drink
Do straight guys like to see cocks?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : No
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
How do I build rapport with anybody?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : Tea ?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
What is something you have to share?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
How can fashion design be used to make a political statement in popular culture, and society?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.